Wotif.com – Welcome to Wonderful Wotifia.


Wonderful Wotifia, there’s nowhere quite like it, yet it’s everywhere you’ve ever wanted to go. http://www.wotif.com

For everyone singing along at home …
“You can jump on a cruise if you’re seventy-five”
“Or crap yourself on a shark dive.”
“Or spin the lazy susan until you’re tired, so tired.”
“You can dance like nobody’s watching”
“Or watch some foxy boxing.”
“It’s not a place for the dull or uninspired.”

“Welcome to Wotifia”
“It’s fun to be a visita”
“The others are less spiffier that’s our claim”

“You can Karaoke all night with your favourite song”
“Hogging the mike all night long”
“Ski ‘til you dislocate your left knee”
“You can be a bum under the sun”
“And watch fake tan begin to run,”
“It does that when you walk out of the sea.”

“Welcome to Wotifia”
“It’s fun to be a visita”
“The others are less spiffier that’s our claim.”

“Welcome to Wotifia”
“It’s hard to rhyme Wotifia”
“In a jiffier?”
“But just welcome to Wotifia.”

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